"I love Buddha. He was a wise man." Piper, 8

"Why do you think people in China pray to statues?"
"What kind of statues?"
"Of Buddha?"
"People pray to statues of Buddha?  I love Buddha.  He was a wise man.  Besides that he's made out of gold and he has a fat wobbly belly that makes you want to rub it and his name sounds like 'booty'.  What more do you want than that?"

Piper, age 8, in Primary discussing graven images during a lesson on the 10 commandments.